Overview

Horny Tales v0.5.3 by CrankyBiscuit, Horny Tales by CrankyBiscuit is adult game about Do you like Vampire Survivors or bullet-hell games? What if we add a spicy story and naughty scenes to it? Check out Horny Tales!

Horny Tales is a survival roguelike with shoot’em up elements, combining calm and dynamic gameplay with various mini-games.

Once upon a time, an evil sorceress opened a portal from which terrible creatures came into the world.
Time passed and no one could resist her, until one day a simple peasant thought: “Maybe I can do it?”
Stand on the path of a hero and plunge into the world of might, magic and… lust!


Updated: 2022-01-24
Release Date: 2022-01-21
Developer: CrankyBiscuit Patreon – Itch.io – Twitter – Newgrounds
Censored: No
Version: 0.5.3
OS: Windows, Mac
Language: English
Genre: 2D Game, 2DCG, Adventure, Animated, Big Ass, Big Tits, Combat, Creampie, Fantasy, Handjob, Harem, Male Protagonist, Masturbation, Monster Girl , Milf, Oral Sex, RPG, Sandbox, Sex Toys, Vaginal sex , Voyeurism

Installation
1. Extract and run.

MAC USERS ATTENTION!
If the game has an error when you run it, just move the game file to any other folder and run.
Changelog
–v0.5.3–
Main changes

  • New photo on sale from Mysterious Person

Balance changes

  • Increased chance to drop gold

Other changes

  • Once the boss dies, the coins no longer disappear. They can now be collected after combat!
  • Fix some typos

Bug fix

  • Fixed exploit that allows you to always win in Thimblerigger games :D
  • Fixed bug of getting extra coins when restarting the battlefield



–v0.5.2–
Main changes

  • New NPC – Mysterious Person
  • New weapon – Bomb

Balance changes

  • Rebalanced enemies in the first 4 minutes of battle to make it easier for new players to play

Other changes

  • A new patron has been added to the Wall of Fame – Rey
  • Added ability to close windows by pressing Esc
  • Changed the sound of Arcane Wand to less annoying

Bug fix

  • Fixed the Helm of Rage, which gave a huge attack speed



–v0.5.1–
Main changes

  • You will now receive 200 gold for successfully completing the first quest

Balance changes

  • Rebalanced drop of useful items from monsters (health, coins, magnets)
  • Re-added the possibility to take damage from multiple targets at once
  • Reduced number of enemies in the first minutes
  • Reduced damage received from enemies

Other changes

  • Increased bonus from Pocket Blackhole from 20% to 30%
  • More visible bonus selection frame when you get a level
  • More noticeable effect of damage to the enemy
  • Now all bosses have a red outline to make them easier to notice
  • Slightly increased finishing animation in all lewd scenes

Bug fix

  • Fixed the Helm of Rage artifact
  • Fixed music muting when quickly gaining a large number of experience crystals
  • Fixed black screen on macOS
  • Fixed the main character’s hitbox



–v0.5–
Main changes

  • Added tutorial for the first quest
  • New lewd scene with Ruby
  • New weapon – Hand Cannon
  • New landmark – Statue of War
  • Reworked Rune of Fire – now it is not only sets enemies on fire, but sends meteorites down from the sky
  • A blue exclamation mark has been added for all interesting places and characters so that the player can pay attention to them
  • Rewrote the dialogue with Ruby

Balance changes

  • Reworked the algorithm of how the player takes damage (it looks like he’s become more resistant, but in fact he stopped taking damage from all enemies at once)
  • Reduced the number of enemies in the first minutes of the game
  • At the 11th minute the number of enemies is slightly reduced
  • Bonuses on the ground now disappear after a longer period of time
  • The Troll boss now spawns at minute 3 instead of 4
  • The Goblin King boss has his health reduced
  • Slightly reduced Poison Cloak damage

Other changes

  • A new patron has been added to the Wall of Fame – F. Woods
  • Added effect of falling crystals in the menu after leveling up
  • The game saving icon is now displayed at the top center of the screen
  • Replaced the word “wood” and “forest” in the dialogues and descriptions with “Goblin forest” to avoid confusion.
  • Changed the color of enemies in Crystal Mine to make them more visible on a dark background
  • In the quest with Jennifer added a portrait of the note
  • Added more frames of the ending in the lewd scene with Eva

Bug fix

  • Fixed a bug where enemies kept spawning after killing the bosses, causing an imminent death
  • Fixed a bug that caused random weapon to turn off during level up
  • Fixed softlock on opening dialogue with Jennifer and opening the store at the same time
  • Fixed a bug when the quest arrow was shown when the player dies and the game crashes
  • Now when you start a new game, all purchased weapons are correctly reset
  • Player now has the opportunity to start the game with Poison Cloak
  • Fixed a typo in Poison Cloak description
  • Fixed bug preventing playback of special sound when unlocking a new lewd scene
  • When unlocking a scene with Jennifer, the correct scene icon is now displayed
  • The save icon is now correctly displayed after key actions are completed, not during them
  • Fixed saving of all unlocked lewd scenes
  • Now the player stops running during the opening of the location selection window
  • Fixed “Exit to Windows” phrase in macOS build



–v0.4–
Main changes

  • New quest – A mess in the mine
  • New сharacter – Succubus the Summoner
  • New lewd scene with Succubus the summoner
  • New weapon – Poison Cloak
  • New location – Crystal Mine
  • New enemies in a new location
  • Two new slots for weapons and artifacts
  • MacOS build

Balance changes

  • Improved enemy spawning algorithm
  • Reduced the number of enemies in the first minutes of combat
  • Reduced chance to drop useful bonuses from enemies
  • Balanced shot speed of Arcane Wand at high levels

Other changes

  • Added the ability to quickly restart a fight
  • Added a save icon when the game saves your progress
  • New game icon

Bug fix

  • Slightly increased animation speed in the scene with Eva
  • Fixed some typos



–v0.3–
Main changes

  • New quest – Searching for a “thing”
  • New lewd scene with Jennifer
  • New weapon – Boomerang
  • New weapon – Rune of Fire
  • New artifact – Great Crystal
  • Added Jennifer’s Weapon and Artifact Shop
  • In combat mode, when you get a level and all of the weapons are upgraded, you can now get coins, not just health

Balance changes

  • Increased the Long Sword’s swing by 2 times
  • Increased arrow speed for the Hunter Bow
  • Arcane Wand nerfed
  • Completely reworked the algorithm of how the enemies appear on the map

Other changes

  • Added controls instruction at the beginning of a new game
  • Simplified controls – now you can play with only one right or left hand
  • Added the first $20 patron to the Wall of Fame “Patreon Heroes”!
  • Added Jennifer’s eyebrows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Changed death sound to the meme sound from Spongebob

Bug fix

  • Improved sounds in the scene with Eva
  • Reworked the logic of applying bonuses to weapons
  • Fixed – leveling up causes removal of already existing projectiles
  • Fixed – old artifacts did not apply to new weapons
  • Fixed crash on quick leveling up



–v0.2–
Main changes:

  • New location – Inn
  • New characters – Ruby and thimblerigger
  • New lewd scene with Ruby
  • Coins are now dropping from the mobs
  • You can play for money at thimbles
  • New artifact – Hand of Midas
  • New bonus – a Magnet that collects all experience crystals

P.S. Now you can buy a beer!

Balance changes:

  • Balanced enemies health
  • Balanced the damage from Arcane Wand
  • Balanced the number of bonuses dropped from monsters

Other changes:

  • Added game settings
  • LMB to skip dialogs (in addition to spacebar)
  • Added Wall of Fame “Patreon Heroes”
  • Added an ability to exit the battlefield without losing coins
  • Added a clear hint about the quest with Eva when you are in the forest
  • Now the icon for the active quest looks like a question mark (before it was an exclamation mark)
  • Changed finishing sounds in the scene with Eva
  • Added border lines for all portraits during dialogs

Bug fix:

  • Fixed – you can’t start the game with an empty name
  • Fixed bugs with changing the resolution of the game window
  • Fixed damage delay reduction for enemies
  • Fixed – no more two bonuses per monster
  • Fixed the animation of movement at the start of the dialogue



–v0.1–
First release


Dev Notes
  • old RPG atmosphere
  • animated lewd scenes
  • gallery with all hot scenes
  • exciting Rogue Like battles
  • open world with all sorts of quests
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